The Almost Totally Pointless Posts of a Menique Haunted Kid

Monday, January 29, 2007

=p

LALALALALA bored. whoops i forget to give my other post a title o well. i shall name him YAK. damn it i have so much make up work 2 do especially for english. but atleast i dont have to take the ss French revolution test like the rest of you who have mr yonkers (nicole) hahahah losers. i just have to read chapter 19. ms gibson annoys me a lot. grrrrrrrr.
CrAp i neeeeeeeeeeed to get some freaking excersice im going 2 like go mad!!!! but nooo i cant do nything cuz it will get my blood pressure up.
i h8 rubix cubes. so much. =0 this new kid junior who i sit next 2 in science was hitting on me. it was weird. =D bubbly bubbly water! i hate my cuaderno i wanna burn it. and i h8 my short story book.
Ive got a jar of dirt!!! and guess whats inside it!! poke. poke. poke. @#$& im depressed. i dont got no time to do notin wit ny1 cuz i have so much of tat dArNDed make up work.
oh yea can someone please explain to me the motoyama lab that we did? like the one with the bird and butterfly wings on it....apparently it was something online??
So for everyone who doesnt know....last tuesday, during pe, i got hit in my eye with a hockey puck. it hurt like #### when it happened lol and idk when it 1st happened i didnt even open my eye or nything cuz it just felt like my eye and the area around it was being sucked into my head. So then some people who i forget who they were but i think nicole v. and like shannon and zareen were like guiding me towards the health office. cuz everything was really blurry. and apparently at that time my eye was extremely red. then i got to sit there for like an hour while the person tried to reach my parents. finally my mom picked up her phone and we went to emergency 4 kids or watever at the doctor. then they sent me to this other doctor. the "other doctor" happened to be a surgeon as well as an eye doctor. loverly. nyways then he said that the bottom of my iris (yeah the color part) was bleeding. then he prescribed all these weird drops that i had to take. and he told me that i had a "serious eye trauma injury" and that i needed to go home and sit very still (no lying down cuz blood would go to my head) and look straight ahead. so i went home and i cant really remember much after that. i just remember watching some weird tv show and like drifting off and idk. nyways then the next day i had to stay home from school and go to the doctor again. he told me to not go to school on thursday either. this whole staying home from school and go to the doctor everyday process went on until today. While i was at home, not able to read, look around, move, or nything, it was, bOrInG. I watched a whole lot of ###### movies and tv and crap. and i had to wear this scary eye patch freako thing. OH YEAH how could i forget on wednesday Ms. GIBSON came to my HOUSE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. it was the scariest moment of my entire life. i tried to hide but...it was too late. =,(. nyways i came 2 school 2day. and i had to wear sunglasses which every1 kept commenting on. grr. and im depressed i cant do contact sports for like 2 months. and our next unit in pe is basketball. and i <3>

Friday, January 19, 2007

Lol i copied this from nicole who copied it from audrey.

1.Initials:
AGF
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Michel de Montaigne (french philosopher and writer) i think hes in the ss book lol.
3. Last thing you ate:
apple
4. For or against same sex marriage?
for
5. I say shotgun! you say?
wedding shotgun wedding shotgun wedding
6. Last person you hugged?
id rather not say on here
7. Do you belive in god?
UH I BELIEVE IN THOR. like duh.
8. Which US states have you been to?
okkkk um. Alaska, Hawaii, California, Nevada, Idaho (not what you're thinking) Virginia, does Washington DC count?, Arizona, Texas, Colorado, Utah, South Carolina, North Carolina, Oregon, Washington, Tennessee, Florida, Wyoming, Massachusetts i spelled that wrong
9. How many of the US states have u lived in?
uh one, california.
10. Ever lived outside of the US?
nope although i stayed in brasil for the summer once
11. Name something you like physically about yourself?
uhh idk my EARS.
12. Name something non-physical you like about urself?
my eViLnEsS
13. Who is ur number 1 on myspace?
dont got it dont want it
14. Why are you still up?
yea 4:44 pm is a little bit early for my beddytimey
15. Who made you angry today?
uh hm no one!
16.favorite type of food?
uh idk cherries, kiwis, spicy things and chocolate i guess. But chocolate icecream is icky.
17.favorite holiday?
idk i luv them all
18. do you download music?
yea??
19.what illegal things have you done?
haha um many. lololol
21. WHY ISNT THERE A 20????!? Craziest thing youve done?
hmm id have to think about that...so many choices...
22. Has anyone sang or played for you personally?
yees.
23. Do you love anyone?
is this talking about family, or nonfamily lol. well in anycase yes.
24. Do you like Bush?
uh let me think. NO.
26. Have u ever been white-water rafting?
no but i could have when i went 2 the bottom of the grand canyon
28. How much money do you have?
not much
29. Have you met a real redneck?
yes and it was hilarious
30. How is the weather right now?
pretty nice compared to the coldness of a few days ago
31. What are you listening to?
Grim Goodbye, red jumpsuit apparatus
32. favorite song
too many
33. What was the last movie you watched?
the Queen
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
downtown
36. What are you afraid of?
bio tests, clinky silverware, creamcheese, some certain PEOPLE, being sucked into a black hole..many other things
37. How many piercings and tattoo's do you have?
NONE and its gonna stay that way. its funny how many people are like "yeah haha sureee ur not goint to get ur ears pierced." well thats RITE cuz im NOT.
38. How many pets do you have?
6, but i used to have many more =(
39. Have you ever loved someone?
same as the earlier question about "love" but yes, and still do
40. What turns you on?
Idk, What does that mean =D? *innocent face*
42. Have you ever fired a gun.
YES a paint gun
43. Are you missing someone?
um yes actually at the moment.
44. Fav TV show?
Yeah i DONT watch TV
45. do you have an ipod?
yes, and it got shot
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
in a joking manner...
47. where are you?
in my room?
48.Who would you like to see right now?
someone
49. Fav movie of all time?
dont have a fav movie
50. Do you find yourself loved?
er yes
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
No of course not. duh yes
52. Favorite flower?
daisies taste good
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn
SALTED!!
54. What magazines are you reading?
none
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
uh yea pets, my grandma, my grandpa on the other side, my friend in car crash =s
58. What's something that really bugs you?
when people act like they know something even tho for a fact its wrong!!! grr. (lol that sounds kinda ironic. but seriously)
60. Do you like Michael Jackson
um no
62. Fav basketball team?
i prefer playing to watching
63. Favorite cereal?
i dont eat cerial. but i guess cherios?
64. Do you drive?
well er not legally.
65. What do you drive?
my parents car lol whoops
66. Whats the longest time uve gone w/o sleep?
um not sure
67.last time you went bowling?
ummm idk i think likee 7th grade?
69. last time u were at work?
uh
70. whats ur fav state to be in?
California duh. but florida, alaska, hawaii, and virginia are all pretty cool
LALALALLALALALALALALLALLA

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

blehhhhhhhhhhh i h8 finals actually i dont theyr kinda fun and u get out of skool early but stillllllll i have to perform this play 2morrow and our group hasnt ONCE rehearsed together cuz we just did stupid stuff when we were supposed to be rehearsing. yeahh bad. and then i have my chinese final. tongxuemenhaowoshifuaimeiwojinnianshisisuiwodeshengrishieryueershibahaowoshigaomuchenggaozhongdexueshengwodelaoshishimalaoshiwojiayousigerenwoyoubabamamameimeihewowomenjiayouchongwuwomenjiayouyizigouwodegoashihenxiao.
yes and of course its about 10000000000000000000000000000x harder to do it in hangzi. yes. im screwed. my life is a failure. kinda. lol. YAY. =p. ok i should go study now.
THE END

Monday, January 15, 2007

Pets!

oh yea i have fish 2 but its hard to get pix cuz the tank like reflects lol yeah. thats my dog(tassie)

and my bunny (walnut)
and my other bunny (ginger)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Bleh

I feel sick. yay. blecky. =S im probly sick cuz ive gotten like 6 hours sleep total the last 3 days. and i also think that im allergic to otter pops. cuz yesterday when i was doing this english project at bens house we were eating all his otterpops and then i started coughing. and then i like sprained my ankle playing ddr and then i almost threw up bcuz matt was eating this stuff that smelled like ####. and then all these things kept giving me electriK shoCs. and now i have to go study for the bio final. and i dont want 2. "Nooouuuu" said the flea.( O ii ii O) its a tiki! tikis are awsome
^
111
!,,! (-.-)!,,! haha. my hat has a whole in it! wait i spelled that wrong hole. wojiayouchongwuwojiayouyizigouhesanzitazi. argh evil chinese test. actually its not evil it will probly be the easiest final wait no nvm spanish will definately b the easiest. ^.^
my finger is blue come a little closer and ill tell you haha TOAAAAAAAAAAD.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Ok so today, everything was like shocking me! So i went to this persons house right and i touched their lamp and then it like shocked me and i was like ow. And then when i came to my house when i opened the door, my front door gave me a tiny shock. Then i changed my clothes and guess what; the door handle of my room gave me a shock. so then i was like grrr wats making this happen, its not my clothes (sometimes like bballshorts or sweatshirts can make u more static) and then i went into this room that was dark and turned on the light, and right when i turned it on, i got shocked and i actually saw the little blue flash of electricity. yeah. so i think im going to avoid all door handles and light switches for the rest of today.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Mr. Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilms

So. on facebook, i joined the Mr Vilms Comrade group. Bcuz Mr. Vilms is awsome.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Yo Mon

I have a speaker that is lime green which is like the same color as my room. Guess what i went to starbucks and got this latte and it tasted gross and im pissed off cuz the last time i ordered it it tasted good. and i got hit with a ruler today in ss and thats mean u know what else is mean that the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. like what if someone with that wanted 2 tell some1, theyd be too scared to. yeah. here are some other phobias lol vote for you favorite
Ephibiphobia-the fear of teenagers
Ithyphallophobia-the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis
Genuphobia-the fear of ones knees
Taphephobia-the fear of being buried alive
Ideophobia-the fear of ideas
Anuptaphobia-the fear of staying single
Pteronophobia-the fear of being tickeled by feathers
Sinistrophobia-the fear of things lefthanded
Ophthalmalphobia-the fear of being stared at
Paraphobia-the fear of sexual perversion
Arachibutyrophobia-the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Apeirophobia-the fear of infinity
Defecaloesiophobia-the fear of painful bowel movements
Auroraphobia-the fear of the Northern Lights
Xanthophobia-the fear of yellow
Autophobia-the fear of being alone
Bogyphobia-the fear of the Boogey Man
Caligynephobia-the fear of beautiful women
Chrometophobia-the fear of money
Cibophobia-the fear of food
Consecotaleophobia-the fear of chopsticks
Zemmiphobia-the fear of the great mole rat

Monday, January 8, 2007

Random Photos!!! Yay!!!

thatz my sister.
yeah thats evan..(mexico)

haha remember this..great america
sasha who is sideways
people with funny expressions
yes im weird...and my sisters weird for taking that
awsome donkey from caribbean


...


I LOST!

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Facebook

So. I got a facebook because everyone was like "you should get one." so finally i got one. its very confusing. and yeah. and i dont understand it. and u can poke people on it, whatever that means. so yay. ahmee got a facebook. whoopee.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

The Official Day to Break Your Stuff

Im depressed, almost everything i own broke today for some reason. First of all, my ipod, which already has a really screwed up battery, and already has an enormous crack in the screen which makes it look like it got shot, said it was out of battery when i was charging it. yeah. not normal. and then when i was cleaning some stuff i found out that one of my cds was broken. and then i scratched my guitar. and then when i was putting on my shoes, one of my shoe laces unraveled. and then my computer wouldnt let me get online (until now.) and then my camera started making weird clicky noises whenever i took a picture. and then my secret code blue rasberry bubblegum puncher wouldnt punch the letters. and then my sister blackmailed me which has nothing to do with things being broken. and then i couldnt do something i wanted 2 do 2day because i was sick. and then i was 1/2 forced to watch this dumb jackie chan movie. (long story) yes and i know that none of this has to do with things being broken but idfc! and then i felt very sad because i remembered that im going to fail my bio final. and then i felt annoyed cuz the little kids next door wouldnt turn their really loud barney music off so i had to blast my music to be able to hear it and then my mom said that i was blasting my music. yeah. soo pretty fun day.

Friday, January 5, 2007

A Dramatic Story

For those of you who don't know, something very sad happened to me today. I realized that i lost my phone, when it wasnt in my pants in the locker room at 6 period pe. I said many naughty words throughout pe, tried to destroy the hockey puck we were playing with, and 4 people asked me if i was ok. After pe, me and my friend nickel went to my 5th period classroom: math (with Mrs. Simison) This room happens to be the same room as Mr. Mitchels room. And so he was in there when we arrived at the door. We were scared, but we knew we had to go in. We sneaked in to look for my phone, hoping that he wouldnt see us. Sure enough, he did. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN. So we asked him if he had seen my phone. He said no. He asked us all these weird questions and it made me feel nervous. Before we left, he touched Nickel and said, have a good weekend. that made nickle nervous. We left; quickly.very quickly. all during 7th period spanish i was depressed and i guess it showed because my most favoritest teacher ever, sra alonso, kept giving me really strange looks. after school, i went to The Wall where i saw fran and she asked if ny1 had lost a phone and i was like yea. she said that someone had found it and sold it 2 some1 else. we went and found the some1 else and made him give it back. my phone was fine but he had deleted all my contacts and photos. Also, he TOOK THE PLASTIC PEELY COVER OFF OF MY PHONE. HOW DARE HE GOD DMN IT STUPID DIE KILL ARGHGGHLKSAN KILL

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Or You Shall Die



I would like to inform everyone that if you comment on this i will kill you. And i dont care if i dont even know u i will find u even if u live in antarctica i will KILL you. So dont comment.

Movies/Songs/Soundclips

Hey can nyone tell me how to put like movies on here..(If u can do that at all?) yeah..ill give u money..not..but yeah tell me nyways..PLEASE..someoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH












I feel like hitting something.

English Final

I would just like everyone to know that I hate this stupid english final. how am i supposed to kno what the message of the story is argh. my teacher gave our group the hardest short story thing..out of all of them. KILL.
yeah.thats it.

Haha Not Funny

Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him WHAT?

a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Timb Lambesis (singer from AILD)



Ducks

Yes. I like ducks. Especially wooden ducks. AND I DONT CARE IF THESE DUCKS AREN'T WOODEN I LIKE WOODEN DUCKS.










Ding Fries Are Done (Bell Carol Parody)

YO people u all should check this song out ITS AWSOME. Search it on google or something.

nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah

da da da da
da da da da

da da da da
da da da da
da da da da
da da da da

I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

Don't #### with fries in hot fat
it really hurts bad
so do skin gafts

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

DING fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Diiiiiiiing friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies aaaaaaaaaaare doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Once upon a time



THE BEGINNING and i know i spelled htat wrong but i dont care. nyways..



Once upon a time on today i created a blog on blogspot and i named it Billy. Then i waz bored so i decided to write this.

THE END

Epilogue:

WASNT THAT THE MOST BESTEST STORY U HAVE EVER HEARD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? I KNOW IT WAS. YOU DO TOO.